I swear they exist!

Wonder where that sock went?  You know that necklace you took off and put down somewhere?
Remember those mittens you wore everyday, but now you can't because you only have one?

They exist, people.  Little thief trolls.

They have a secret stash in your house, with all the things that are missing.  They live in groups and survive by stealing items of yours at least once a month.  At times, when they are bored, they will leave a lost item for you to find, just to see your reaction.  They travel alongside walls, like secret agents.  They can probably beam themselves around your house too.

If you ever catch one, please send it to me, we have a whole heard living here.  They would fit right in.

Here's what it might look like.  Notice the innocent look, hanging around on your sofa while you are out.

Watch out for them, they are probably eyeing your favorite earing....