Thursday, April 22, 2010

I swear they exist!

Wonder where that sock went?  You know that necklace you took off and put down somewhere?
Remember those mittens you wore everyday, but now you can't because you only have one?

They exist, people.  Little thief trolls.

They have a secret stash in your house, with all the things that are missing.  They live in groups and survive by stealing items of yours at least once a month.  At times, when they are bored, they will leave a lost item for you to find, just to see your reaction.  They travel alongside walls, like secret agents.  They can probably beam themselves around your house too.

If you ever catch one, please send it to me, we have a whole heard living here.  They would fit right in.

Here's what it might look like.  Notice the innocent look, hanging around on your sofa while you are out.


Watch out for them, they are probably eyeing your favorite earing....

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Lonely, I'm Mrs. Lonely

So Daddy is leaving me......for the couch.

He bought the new MLB 2010 PS3 game.  I'm officially widowed for a few days.  Until the excitement dies away, I guess.

Thank goodness he's wonderful in every other way!!  Here's proof.



The men in the house do all the work.  I'm just there to provide some TLC :) (...that's actually a good plan.........hhhmmmmm)



So, since I'm single for a bit, whaddya wanna do?  :) Shoe shopping!
Gooooood night, invisible friends :) xox

Monday, April 19, 2010

Make it work

As Oprah once said: " I don't know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future."

Live your life as best you can, make it work.  It's up to you, not what happens to or around you.  YOU make your life.  YOU decide.

Love as much as possible.  But don't sweat the small stuff...and it's all small stuff.

Live NOW.  There's nothing like the present, it's the only place to live.  Make plans, fulfill them, tell people you love them.  There's no better time than now.

But never forget you are here to live for YOU, so put yourself first.  You are in charge of your own happiness, no one else will be, do, think, love for you.  You are the master of your own existence.  This incarnation is meant for you to beat the last one.  Be better.  Make it worth it, make yourself be proud of you.  Take charge.  Free yourself of negativity, there's no purpose to dragging it along with you.  See the light.

Evolve.  Higher.  That's why we're here.

Love, MJ

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Earthquakes

This all happened in 4 months

Haïti - 230,000 people died, 300,000 injured and 1,000,000 made homeless.  Magnitude: 7.0, 52 aftershocks of 4.5 or greater


Chile - 486 people died.  Magnitude: 8.8, lasting 90 seconds


China - 1400 people died and still counting.  Magnitude: 6.9






Who's next!?  That is so scary.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Ear infections aren't fun

Good Lord Almighty.  Why did he create ear infections?  To make parents go out of their minds.  Scratch that: to make SICK parents go crazy!

Hot damn, I'm sick.  I feel like I have the flu, but I have no fever.  I guess I can thank Him for that.  So it's just a cold.  But having a cold AND taking care of a ear infected baby....it's like eating hot dogs with bacon and mayo...it's too much!

But I think I took a step forward today.  I let my mother-in-law come to babysit while I went to do the groceries and get cracked by my wonderful chiro.  For those of you who are wondering why this is a big deal for me, my parents-in-law are special.  Not, God I hate them, special.  Special like, omg how come grown adults have so many problems, special....Fear of everything, LOTS of insecurities, intense, hyperactive, and then some.  BUT, I have to say their parents were a lot worse, so whaddya expect...

At least Daddy didn't inherit all of their problems, some if it, and he's in the works of getting rid of them.  Not easy when you grew up with parents like that.  At least, he's trying to be better, which is kinda the point in life, right?  Be better, live better, evolve, adapt, just be the best person you can.

Speaking of him...he's now watching the Habs play in the first round of the playoffs.  My prediction: loose in 6 games.  We'll see if I'm right.

OK, gotta go swallow a couple Motrin and get to my Cheetos.  Might make hockey better...

Good night, my good friends!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Uh oh...

I think I caught Baby's cold....

Eyes feels hot, tingling in my throat, feels tired...

DAMIT!  I'll make Tylenol my friend for tonight, hoping it's nothing.
Heads up for postings of a sick mom.

I think I'll go to bed now.  Ugh.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Can I sleep now?

Boy, am I tired!

Baby has had a high fever for 2 days now, and it ain't over.  And he wakes up at night because he's not feeling well.  Poor thing.  But damn, poor me! I want to sleep!

We're hoping is roseola.  Waiting for the red spots to appear, that'll make my day!

Weather's been awesome here, I wish I could go biking.  Maybe later this week.  I'll have to post a pic of my pop-cycle :)  

I think we're taking it easy tonight, might watch a  movie with Daddy.  Or just sleep through it.  Hubby has the day off tomorrow, sooooooo happy!


OT:  I'm due to go see a show, a stand-up comic, something!  Maybe I just need to get out of the house...sigh...Who wants to take me out?!?  ooooo, a ball game would rock!  It's been so long!

Good night invisible friends, I hope you sleep through the night.  Me, maybe next week!