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So, I was looking at MSN news in french, and they had an article on penises....


They have 10 short stories of men and their weird penises. I'll try and translate the interesting stuff:

• Juan Baptista dos Santos, born 1863  in Portugal with 2 penises.  He was even able to pee with both at the same time, and even have a double erection...

• In 1996, following an penile implant that didn't turn out well, Charles «chick» Lenon, 68 years old, had to live with an erection for 10 years... 

• Car Carrol cut his penis in half.  Why?  Because he said that it brought him a lot of pleasure in his sexual life, mentionning that the separation  gives his the sensation of 2 erections...

• (This one is my favourite)  WIth his 9,75 inch penis, american porn actor  Ron Jeremy played in over 2000 XXX movies.  That won him a place in the Guiness Records.  They say he had intercourse with 4000 women.  He's also known for his ability to self-fellate (not sure of the term) 

• (Grossest thing ever)  In Japon, when a Japanese mafia member, known as Jakuza, is emprisonned, he's obligated to follow this freaky tradition: for every year of emprisonment, he inserts a pearl in his penis!  It is said that it bring more pleasure to women.  (Although I doubt it's a big turn on for women to see...)

So folks, that was my penis post for the year.  Enjoy!!