Segway suicide

In the news.

Sad news this week.  The owner of Segway killed himself riding one of his vehicle off a cliff.  Now, if you're like me, you ask, what the heck is a Segway...some kind of moped or something?

No my friends.  It's much more funnier than that.

Ok, suicide is never funny.

But this news made me smirk.  Just imagine the scene..
http://tech.ca.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=25731446

For non-techies, this is a Segway.  I'm sure you've seen some.  Personnally, I think it's a ridiculous invention, except maybe for the elderly.  But picture this American police officer chasing you with the sirens on...

Sorry my American friends.  You are not the only ridiculous nation...the Chinese police force also uses it!

The physics theory

Well folks, blood tests went well. I folded to their instructions afterall and went (almost) on an empty stomach.


Turns out the seabands are helping more now that I've had them on for a while. So I was able to drink a bit of water and nibble a bit of cheese (nothing sweet to screw up the glucose test) before going in. I was so proud of myself. :)…I hope they don't notice that I wasn't completely honest…sssshhhhhhhh!


Friends, I eat so much, I wonder why I'm not 150lbs by now. Where does it go? In school they told us, and it's one of the 10 things I remember from high school, about an absolute truth. Nothing is lost, nothing is created. Sound familiar? Meaning everything already exists, from gas, to liquid, to solid. Matter just transforms. So where the heck does all this food go?!

And the man is back!

Gooood morning!




Well, Daddy is finally back home. Thaaaaank goodness! Now I don't have to be a single parent anymore, yay!

Last week was rough. Severe nausea has started, on top of the fatigue, it was hard to take care of myself, let alone take care of a 15 month old. But I did a great job (pat on the back) and I survived.


My oh so lovely manager is off for 2 weeks, eeehaw! Makes me happy. No stress for a few days, which is most welcomed.

Now that my hubby's back, I'll have time to finish my laundry, get to bed earlier and even straighten my hair, woah!


Today sucks at work. My buddy is off to take care of her kid, and I'm feeling sick. Got some seabands, not doing a whole lot for me though. Next step, gravol! Tomorrow I'm going for bloodtests. They want me to be on an empty stomach to take my glucose. WTF?! Pregnant women can't be on an empty stomach!! Well too bad, they'll have to check my glucose another time!



Off to get more food, I didn't pack a big enough lunch. :(

Is the week over yet?

oh no, silly me, it's just starting!!  FAK!
My wonderful boss is starting to really annoy the heck out of me.  One of my coworkers is leaving for another team, our effing boss being one of the reasons, and I'm envying him.  My team will now consist of me, my effing boss, and one other old-fart-I-know-it-all coworker.  Nice, eh?

Thank goodness I have a good friend in another team, who puts sunshine in my day, cuz I wouldn't stick it out.  In fact, if everything stays the same by the time May comes around and I go on mat leave, I'll sure look for someplace else to come back to work to.

Ok, rant over. 

Baby is doing well lately, although he's getting viruses left and right.  Not too too bad, just a little exausting when he won't eat.  He declared war this weekend.  Wouldn't eat.  Now, Baby is not skinny, so it's not really a big deal, but it still bothered me that he would only eat cheese and bread.  Thankfully, it has passed.  Apparently, a couple kids at daycare were like that too.  On top of that, he was constipated.  And people, isn't true we don't feel well when we're full of shit? lol!  I'm really glad he exploded at daycare yesterday morning and not home!

Enough negativeness.

oh yeah.  Daddy's gone to Vegas for a week-long bike show, so I'm all alone fending for myself and a toddler.  Well la-di-da, ain't I the luckiest person in the world, I'm getting support from everyone!  My aunt and a neighbour brought me food, people are coming over at night to help with bathtime, even a friend of mine who has a baby herself is taking time to come help me!  I'm so blessed.  It reminds me of when Dad died and we got support from a gazzilion people, it was really emotional to realize how much love we received.  Same this week, it's overwhelming, all this love! 

Shout out to Link, whom I haven't chatted with in a long time.  Lucky is helping me out, she's the best! 

So, how you doin'?!

Say what?

While we're in a baby mood, let's look at some screwed up parents who thought they were being cool with naming their kids with a unique name.


Children: Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo,Petal Blossom Rainbow and Buddy Bear Maurice
Parents: Celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver


Child: Audio Science
Parent: Shannyn Sossamon


Child: Pilot Inspektor
Parent: Jason Lee


Child: Sage Moonblood
Parent: Sylvester Stallone


Child: Prince Michael II aka. Blanket
Parent: Michael Jackson (who else!)


Children: Dweezil (pictured), Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin, and Ahmet
Parent: Frank Zappa (crack, anyone?)


And my personnal saddest


Child: Kyd
Parents: Tea Leoni and David Duchovny


Parents out there, STOP DOING DRUGS!!   Poor Kyd....

Le cuisinier rebelle!

I need to watch more tv...!
I just found an interesting show

Le Cuisinier Rebelle

The guitarist from a band I loved 10 years ago is now doing a cooking show!!  Not only is he a cool self-taught chef, but his show has easy interesting recipes and he's fun to watch.  Did I mention his awesome kitchen?  It runs on a new network called Zeste, which only runs cooking shows.  I think I might have to watch tv a little more often now...

Since I love food, and am not a super chef, it makes me wanna be one.  Maybe one day I'll have a dream kitchen.

One day!

My Strange Addiction

Woah.  So I'm watching this show on TLC called My Strange Addiction.  It's 4 people who've got really strange psychological addictions.  Tonight it's:

1. A 22 year old girl who's diagnosed with pica, and is addicted to eating chalk, laundry detergent and the cement side of the pool.
2. A 45 year old woman who's addicted to shopping.  She spends about 1,500$ a week and is 85,000$ in debt.
3. A 44 year old man who's addicted to running.  He runs about 100 miles a week.  He started running after his divorced.  He's litterally running away from his problems.
4. A 20 year old girl who's addicted to tanning.  She's been tanning full time since she was 13 years old.  She thinks that if she dies tomorrow of skin cancer, "she'll die hot!"  She tans about 10 hours a week outside without sunscreen.  Her skin tone is dark orange.

I hope these people get medical help.  Besides the shopping, their addiction is life threatening.  I hope they give updates on these people at the end of the show. 

Maybe Dr. Cruickshank can help in this matter...

My addiction?  good food.  But it's not compulsive.  Then I'd definitely go to Dr. Cruickshank.

G'night, addicts!